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INFP: diligently ignores problem until it’s too big to manage ESTJ: ‘exactly as i say, or else’ ISFP: lists and lists and lists and lists… ESFJ: vocalizes everything they’re doing ISFJ: ♫ move bitch, get out the way ♫ ENTP: too interested by the options to do anything ISTJ: cool headed, but harsh like ice ENFP: heart rate over 9000 INTP: never does anything despite completely understanding the problem ENTJ: step aside or get crushed underfoot ISTP: nothing like a full-blown crisis to get back into the zone ENFJ: assumes responsibility and approaches with logic INFJ: adrenaline rush or complete paralysis ESTP: acts first, figures out later INTJ: devises a universal system to resolve the problem for all time ESFP: needs space to figure things out
So why does Cracked CONSTANTLY push Feminist propaganda so hard? And let's not bullshit ourselves. You do. Just yesterday you published five articles. Two specifically referenced either Feminism or Feminist backed statistics. Conversely whenever you cover anything related to the opposition you not only mislead about their views... you straight up fucking lie about them and people let you get away with it because you're a "humor magazine". So I'm wondering why you propagandize *so hard*. Why?
Because we’re true believers!
Let me take this moment to say how Cracked could have gone another direction 7 or 8 years ago, a more Maximy, Booby Gallery of the Day direction if not for the steadfast resistance of David Wong and Jack O’Brien. I barely acknowledge the side that opposes feminism, but Wong goes out of his way to understand people who are mad at feminists, and he writes about those views with more sensitivity and understanding that I could ever muster.
To sum up: We don’t have an explicit agenda but if one comes across, It’s not one I’m ashamed of.