May 2012
nick fury: hey i just met ya'll
nick fury: and this is crazy
nick fury: but i need y'all egocentric motherfuckers to stop whatever you're doing to join my super secret boy band and avenge the earth because thor's brother is attention-whoring from space.
nick fury: so call me maybe
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haritoge:
sailingmyships:
I bet Barrack used to beat up Rick in highschool
THEY CALLED HIM FUCKING BARRY!? I AM SCREAMING
Imagine if we got paid for fangirling.
shadycanbemysuperman:
April 2012
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mycroft-queenofcake:
bennyslegs:
mycroft:
omg but what if s3 opens up and they just show john sitting in his chair from october-december like in new moon
#about three things i was absolutely positive #first sherlock was a sociopath #second there was a part of him #and i didn’t know how dominant that part might be #that thought i was an idiot #and third i was unconditionally and...
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starlitvalkyrie:
jkimisyellow:
brandonality:
jellomuffins:
kochira:
Japan .. you win again, another useless song stuck in my head for life.
the one in the yellow has so much groove though
I feel like this is a children’s show that teaches kids to love vegetables. I now love veggies.
omg my new favourite thing ever
i have no idea what i just watched but i feel strangely happier...
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Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
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berlitz:
do you ever feel like you like someone a lot more than they like you and then start to feel like you’re just annoying them because while you always want to talk to them they probably don’t always want to talk to you and it stresses you out a lot and then you just start to feel really depressed about it
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my mum: yes, well, she's very into that Sherlock show, you know?
my mum's friend: oh, I've never seen it.
me: you should watch it. It's great.
my mum's friend: well, I saw the ads on tv but the main actor, he looked kind of -
me: think very carefully about the next few words that are going to come out of your mouth.
my mum's friend:
my mum:
me:
my mum's friend:
me:
my mum's friend:
me:
my mum's friend: - like a good actor.